I Love My Job

Oneliners
1.The beatings will continue until morale improves.
2.I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
3.The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4.Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
5.Never quit until you have another job.
6.Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
7.There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore
8.Pride, commitment, teamwork--words we use to get you to work for free.
9.If at first you don't succeed--try management.
10.Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
11.Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
12.Go the extra mile--It makes your boss look like anincompetent slacker.
13.The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
14.If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
15.A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
16.Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent

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Fire at GP Mill

Fire at GP mill does minimal damage
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Stupid Laws from Tennessee

• Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. (Repealed)
• It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
• Hollow logs may not be sold.
• More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
• It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
• Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
• Driving is not to be done while asleep.
• It is legal to gather and consume road-kill.
• It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. (Dyersburg)
• You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. (Fayette County)
• In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." (Knoxville)
• It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (Memphis)
• Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway. (Nashville)
• Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window. (Nashville)
• To play pinball, one must be 18 years old. (Nashville)
• All persons riding scooters must ride in single file. (Nashville)
• No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time. (Nashville)
• Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Memphis)